22-09-08

Some more YKYAAPW's

You know you are a pilot when, ...

- you say ‘check’ way too much

- reading the METAR/TAF text is easier to you than reading the newspaper.

- Your profile pic on facebook is you over or around or in cockpit of an airplane.

- tree isnt green, fife isnt a musical instrument

- before you go on a road trip, you look up the different airports along your route and destination

- When you are going on a road trip traveling west (In the U.S) you start planning extra time for the trade winds

- Instead of getting songs stuck in your head you get VOR idents _ _ ..._._._

- You know the length of every runway within 200 miles of your present location

- You start drifting over to the left when driving your car and press the accelerator pedal to 'get back on centreline'

- You type ‘121.5’ instead of 911

- You hang out with a guy and a gust of wind suddenly blows to you. Immediately, you report loudly, "Windshear! Go around!"
- You feel nothing when others scream out in a roller coaster. You only mutter "sink rate" when you begin to descend on the steep section of the track.

- When you reach for the mixture after putting the parking brake on in your car.

- you perform checklists in your car

- You begin to ease back the stearing wheel on your car as your speedometer approaches Vr.

- you hate it when the air hostess says something wrong about the plane you are travelling in

- you don't read ppl as a shortened version of people!

- when you want ur car to give how many NM coverd insted of miles or km

- six packs are instuments for you not abs

- you can subtract or add 30 or 45 easier than any other number

- You might be a pilot if you use the fact that you're a pilot as a pickup line.

- you may be a pilot if... your friends no longer invite you to watch a movie with an airplane in it, because you will start telling them why the loop in a C-172 is impossible

- if the numbers "45/180" mean anything to you

- you wonder if broken items in your car are "required equipment"
- you wonder if that girl in the tower is as hot as she sounds

- you often mix up the words "highway" & "runway"...

- you have a love-hate relationship with your GPS

- you say “forward and aft” instead of “front and back”

- you hate clouds with a passion

- You try to fit in that you are a pilot in every conversation with someone you had just met

- When turning a corner, you say "Clear Left" and wait for your pax to say "Clear right" before moving...

- your bumper sticker says " I M NOT DRIVING FAST, I M JUST FLYING LOW

- when pulled over by traffic police, u take out your pilot licence when asked to show your driving licence

- You pre-flight your car before you get in it, yell clear prop before you start it, do a break check once you start driving, and say clear left, right and straight before you turn

- on road trips you look at fields you drive by and rate them by how well you could land on an engine-out

- you have ever thought about/tried to tune-identify-select the station when changing the radio station frequency in your car

-  u store any quality FAA reading material in your bathroom for that special time when duty calls.

- When your desktop background is a picture form airliners.net

- When everyone but you couldn't be happier because its a beautiful warm sunny day outside with light winds, and your mad because the cloud ceiling is 1000 feet.

- when you refer to training your kid to drive aroudn the block as doing circuits

- You have ever caught yourself riding the center line on the highway.
- You are annoyed with your car's GPS because it doesn't have a "direct to" function
- You have ever wanted to turn to the right and accidentally floored the accelerator.

- When your mate says he is going to take his new car "for a spin" and you ask what recovery technique he prefers.

- Half of the photo albums on your Facebook profile are dedicated to airplanes or airplane-related environments.

- if your headset is in the top three most expensive things you own

- you refer to your car's cruise control as the auto throttle.

- You might be a pilot if when making a phone call you say 'Their name, your name' and then you're quiet and wait for them to say 'Your name, their name, go ahead'

- if you only use VOR charts because you cant understand Interstate maps

20:27 Gepost door 3lke in Algemeen | Permalink | Commentaren (2) |  Facebook |

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Mja tis wel deels waar:P tis een goeike !!!!

Gepost door: Sam berk | 22-09-08

die zijn wel erg goed :-))))))

Gepost door: viv | 23-09-08

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