31-08-07

jokes

I deserve a first class seat

A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job, and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The stewardesses doesn't even know what to do at this point because they still have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off; the blonde is causing a problem with boarding now, so the stewardess gets the copilot.The copilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section. The head stewardess asks the copilot in amazement what he said to get her to move to her correct seat. The copilot replies, "I told her the front half of the airplane wasn't going to Jamaica."
Cool
What was the problem before?

Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the problem?" "The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," explained the Flight Attendant, "and it took us a while to find a new pilot
  Tong uitstekend
I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747. I said "Hi Jack." He shot me...

(to hijack = kapen)

00:52 Gepost door 3lke in Algemeen | Permalink | Commentaren (4) |  Facebook |

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hahaha die eerste en die tweede :P :D

Gepost door: Sam | 01-09-07

En de derde niet? nu mijn zus vond die ook niet goed, maar ze verstond hem dan ook niet...hem ff aanpassen. :)

Gepost door: 3lke | 01-09-07

nog veel succes! he elke,
nog veel succes gewenst en vooral veel plezier!ç
groetjes

jan

Gepost door: jan baron | 06-09-07

thanks :-)

Gepost door: 3lke | 06-09-07

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